Typing in my underwear. By Mark Pitta ([info]mark_pitta) wrote,
@ 2008-06-27 00:52:00
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Geroge Carlin
I can't write about George just yet. Hurts too much. But here's my favorite bit:

(Ring Ring)

Dave?

Yeah, this is Dave, who's this?

This is Jane.

Jane? Jane who?

Jane!

Jane, Jane?

Jane! You met me at a party about six to eight weeks ago and you said I was a 'real good sport.'

Oh, Christ, yeah, Jane...how are you Jane?

Pregnant! And I'm going to jump out the window!

Say, you are a good sport, aren't you Jane...



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